Anyhow, my listing of crop-dusting victims would probably have as numerous obvious alternatives as yours:

Anyhow, my listing of crop-dusting victims would probably have as numerous obvious alternatives as yours:

• Kim Kardashian • The Brant Brothers • Aaron Sorkin • Mike Francesa • Bryant Gumbel • Bob Costas • Madonna • Randy Edsall • The Aurora shooter • just about any cable news pundit, including Rachel Maddow. I am aware dirty libruls love referring to just exactly how much classier Maddow is than many other pundits, but screw that. We’d probably enjoy farting in her own face a lot more than also Hannity’s. • Mitt Romney • Padma Lakshmi/Geoffrey Zakarian

Keep in mind, you should not simply choose victims according to whether or not that you don’t like them. It’s also advisable to select those who will be the MOST repulsed by the farts and would consequently provide the reaction that is funniest. It’s absolutely nothing individual, Padma. You are a lady that is classy. But Jesus, i recently wanna muffle my asscheeks to your face to see what the results are when you yourself have to take day-old beef fumes.

And this man evidently drove down by having a gasoline pump in his BMW without noticing, then got in the 405. Every person around him had been honking and yelling, hoping to get their attention, but he simply stared right ahead obliviously. Finally we pulled also until he realized what was going on and pulled over with him, and I threw Icebreakers Sours at his window. Oh, and their vanity plates say ARCITKT. Genius.

Could not have happened to a significantly better man. You BMW drivers deserve every thing bad that occurs for your requirements.

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